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: I’m really, really cold.
Someone come start a fire in my pants.
: Contemplating going out in public in Batman pj pants but as I'm not a hot girl I'm not sure I can make it work.
: Stabbed Joke #347
“I lay in the ER bleeding out and A hot doctor cut my pants off and touched my penis and I couldn’t ev…
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: Each morning, the world waits and watches as the American president unleashes a predictable and incoherent Tweet storm…
: My college student is finally watching 11/22/63 by the incomparable @StephenKing
and she’s texting me commentary as sh…
Right? Just one big happy...polygamous....incestuous...family!
: Tomorrow play along with the Villain 😈 Team at 2pm EDT / 6pm GMT for the premiere of The Avengers: Infinity War on the @H…
THEY WEREN'T USING IT. Also I think they are locked outside.
Awesome. I'll be there in like.....25 hours or whatever. Lol
Score! You're bringing the boobs, right? 😏
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